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pochamarama:

Do you ever keep yourself up at night wondering what your outfit would look like if you were a magical girl

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coolmeme98:

i dont draw rarity nearly as often as i should

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fingerstriper:

i’ve never seen any nsfw jaime reyes stuff but i can only hope that people are including the scarab in all of his sexual encounters. i mean.

he’s on the receiving end of hickeys??? “JAIME REYES, TEETH ARE BEING BARED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA. PROCEED WITH CAUTION; PROTECT THE JUGULAR AND PULSE POINTS. RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION: IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.”

his partner takes off their clothes??? “JAIME REYES, THE ADVERSARY HAS SHED OUTER PROTECTION AND IS NOW RENDERED AT LEAST 16% MORE VULNERABLE. UPDATING WEAK POINTS.” 

jaime tries to dirty talk??? “JAIME REYES, THE CURRENT METHOD OF SEXUAL STIMULATION IS DEEMED UNWISE. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS ARE UNLIKELY TO REACH CLIMAX BY BEING SPOKEN AT, REGARDLESS OF VOCAL HUSKINESS.”

jaime’s scarab for world’s worst wingman 2k14

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"We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."

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Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

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burdge:

you must be a masochist to love a modern leper on his last leg

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lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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scruffyqueer:

of course im pro-gay, i didnt practise this much to stay an amateur gay

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